25 December 2024 Church Releases New "Advanced Parable of the Washing Machine" The Church has unveiled a new and advanced version of the beloved “Parable of the Washing …
18 December 2024 Church Leaders Use the One Drop Rule to Redefine the Word of Wisdom In a groundbreaking revelation that has left scholars and church members alike scratching their …
30 November 2024 Missionaries to Proselyte in Virtual Reality, Church Cites Safety Concerns In a groundbreaking move to ensure the safety of its missionaries, the LDS Church has announced that …
11 October 2024 Elders' Quorum President Excommunicated after Preparing Lesson Pleasantville, UT — The Elders’ Quorum President of the Pleasantville 3rd Ward was …
09 October 2024 Handbook Update: Grown Ups Allowed to Bring Snacks, If They Can Act Reverent In a delightful update to the church handbook, leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day …
29 September 2024 Heartwarming: Ward Members Find Old Microphone for Visitor in Wheelchair Springville, UT — In a touching display of community spirit and resourcefulness, members of the …
19 August 2024 Utah Wards to Pilot 12 Step Program for Pinterest Addicts In a move that has left many members both amused and intrigued, several Utah wards have announced …
08 June 2024 "I Guess It was fine": Young Woman Recounts Spiritual Experiences after Week in Woods Ogden, UT — In a stunning display of introspection and mild enthusiasm, local young woman …
03 May 2024 Righteous Women Almost as Powerful as 12-Year-Old Boys, Study Finds In a groundbreaking study released this week, researchers at Brigham Young University have concluded …
08 April 2024 Church Leaders Announce New Callings for Gen Z Saints In a bold move to engage the younger generation, church leaders have announced a series of new …