Handbook Update: Grown Ups Allowed to Bring Snacks, If They Can Act Reverent

In a delightful update to the church handbook, leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints have announced that adults will now be permitted to bring snacks to church meetings—provided they can stay “nice and reverent” while enjoying their treats.

The new policy, which was unveiled during a recent General Conference session, aims to enhance the worship experience for adults while acknowledging the reality that many members find it difficult to focus on spiritual matters when hunger strikes. “We recognize that a little nourishment and strengthening can go a long way in helping our members feel more engaged and attentive during meetings,” said a member of the church’s leadership council.

Under the updated guidelines, adults are encouraged to bring snacks that are both discreet and non-disruptive. “We’re not looking for a full buffet here,” Elder Smith clarified. “Think granola bars, cereal, or maybe a few colorful mini marshmallows—nothing that will distract from the spirit of the meeting. If you can enjoy your snack without causing a scene, you’re good to go!”

The announcement has been met with a mix of excitement and skepticism among church members. “Finally! I’ve been waiting for this day,” said Sister Augusta Marsh, a longtime member of her ward. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat through a two-hour meeting with a rumbling stomach. Now I can bring my favorite trail mix and still feel spiritual!”

However, some members have raised concerns about the potential for snack-related chaos. “I can just imagine the chaos of a rogue bag of chips crinkling during a quiet moment,” said Brother Tom Anderson, a local bishop. “We’ll need to set some ground rules to ensure that reverence is maintained. No loud snacks, please!”

To help facilitate the new policy, church leaders have provided a list of guidelines for snack-bearing adults. Key points include:

1. Discretion is Key: Snacks should be small, quiet, and easy to consume without drawing attention.
2. Timing Matters: Adults are encouraged to enjoy their snacks during less sacred moments of the meeting. As it does for their children, snack time should probably wait until after the sacrament.
3. Respect the Spirit: If a snack is causing a distraction or disrupting the reverence of the meeting, it should be put away immediately.

As the news spreads, many members are already brainstorming snack ideas that fit the new guidelines. “I’m thinking of bringing some homemade energy bites,” said Sister Johnston, a health-conscious member. “They’re quiet, nutritious, and I can eat them without making a mess!”

In response to the update, church leaders are also considering hosting a “Snack Sunday” event, where members and investigators alike can share their favorite reverent snacks and recipes. “It’s a great way to build community and enjoy some delicious treats while still focusing on our spiritual growth,” Elder Michael, a local missionary, noted.

As the first Sunday under the new policy approaches, excitement is palpable among the congregation. “I can’t wait to see what everyone brings,” Sister Marsh said with a grin. “Just as long as nobody tries to sneak in a full cheese pizza, we should be just fine!”

With the updated handbook now in effect, church leaders are hopeful that the inclusion of snacks will enhance the worship experience for adults while maintaining the reverent atmosphere that is central to church meetings. “After all,” Elder Michael concluded, “a little nourishment can help us all feel more connected to the spirit and to each other.”